"The Speeding Blonde"

A Blonde was speeding in a school zone, when a Police officer pulled her over, the officer also happened to be a Blonde, asked for the driver's license.

The driver searched frantically thru her purse for a while and finally said to officer, " What does a driver's license look like? ". Irritated, the blonde officer said, " You dummy, it's got your picture on it! "

Again, the blonde driver looked thru her purse frantically, found a small rectangular mirror at the bottom and held it up to her face, " Aha! ", this must be my driver's license " and handed it to officer.

The blonde officer looked in the mirror, for a minute, handed it back to the driver and said,
"You are free to go, and if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all this"

 

It took me about 20 seconds, but, brilliant!

ROFLMAO!
Also, How do you keep a Blonde in the shower all day? Give her shampoo that says, "Lather, Rinse and Repeat"

Oh the wisdom of age...I must have been so naive that I never thought of that