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I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod with headphones....    

and how was your day???

Way too much information ! Kindly leave the stage !

exavid wrote:

I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.

As long as they weren't wet ones, you're good in my books.